Thursday, February 28, 2008

Alluponmyassitis

It's a terrible disease. Alluponmyassitis. It affects people of all race, color, creed, sex.... people having and not having sex. ;) It's an interesting phenomena...

What part of a persons body or brain makes them get "All up on my ass" when standing in line? Lines for food, lines for cashiers, lines for movies, lines to view something un-important. Obviously in life there are a lot of lines... so this occurrence happens regularly.

I am CONVINCED it is a disease because there is no rhyme or reason for it. Also, if I do not believe it to be an incurable illness I will abruptly punch someone in the face when it happens. Or is there a verbal command I can use to make them back off... maybe "Man my uncontrollable, highly contagious, ___(insert disease here)____ is so irritating and itchy!" But what if I'm alone. Do I start coughing?

This is my number 1 pet peeve. 2nd would be people pushing the elevator button that is lit from me pushing it or a crosswalk button that I've already pressed. Like, DUH?!?! you don't see it f'n lit??? So in light of my number one pet peeve happening to me TWICE in the cafeteria at lunch, I beg of you, if you have this horrible disease to be conscious of what you are doing. Are you lonely? Looking for a warm body? WELL DON'T LOOK HERE! BACK OFF!!

Thank you.
(Steps off soap box)

1 comment:

Karyn said...

I got shoved twice in a row by the soup today at the caf, bastards!