I go into the kitchen to make myself some oatmeal (not instant) with honey and bananas. So first I follow the directions, stick it in the microwave (which I have done before with no issue), and I look at it after about 30 seconds and ALL the oatmeal is out of the cup onto the glass turntable. So I clean that up. About to stick another cup of oatmeal into the micro when it dawns on me - "We have scalding hot water (note: scalding) that I can get outta the coffee maker... why don't I use that??"
So I use that. Not before burning my hand when the scalding hot water jumps outta the cup and hits my hand while I'm stirring.
Ok, so my oatmeal is done after an almost 10 min fiasco. Get back to my desk. Pour honey in it. Start cutting banana to put into it and the banana is just not complying. Its falling all over the place getting on my desk. I was enough of a dumbass to not cut it OVER my oatmeal so now I am picking it up with my fingers to put in my oatmeal... hence more falling.
FINALLY, I have my oatmeal with honey and bananas.... at this point, I don't even WANT it anymore!!!!
This shit is truly bananas... B A N A N A S
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